I'm going to eat a turkey leg
in the middle of the night.
Late night snackers paradise
under the frigidaire light.
I'll have some dressing too,
and some cranberry sauce to boot.
My stomach will be the hiding place
for all this holiday food.
No one will ever know
as I tippy toe back upstairs,
I can hardly waddle
from the Thanksgiving Day affairs.
No one will ever know
I ate a turkey leg at night.
I've covered all my tracks
and I'll eat breath mints
at mornings light...
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
Written by: S. Matheson 10/24/2007 |