I Love My Scarecrow!

Hey, there's that guy again looking funny as can be. Just standing there looking silly, right in front of you and me. Well, don't make fun of my scarecrow, he's as cute and he can be. This sure ain't no scarecrow roast. I'm glad he belongs to me. Goodness, that guy sure looks messy. His clothes all tattered and torn. That's about the funniest outfit that anyone could have worn. I think he sure is the cutest, he's the apple of my eye. I sure love my scarecrow. He's a charming kind of guy. Oh, he's nothing but a rag pile, standing there on a stick. He's a real funny looking guy, sure not handsome or even slick. Well, you guys go on now. Go on your merry way. I'm staying here with my scarecrow, the most handsome guy here today. I LOVE MY SCARECROW! Written by:  S. Matheson 9/10/2003